Ivy: What is you job as a speechwriter?
Alice: to write a speech for the mayor.
Ivy: anything else?
Alice: um... no.
Ivy: do you enjoy you job?
Alice: do i enjoy what? can you repeat the question please.
Ivy: do you enjoy your job?
Alice: no. wait... ish. first of all i don't know why i took this job because i hate writing.
Ivy: why do you hate you job?
Alice: no i'm not saying i hate my job! i like my job! i like my job... as speechwriter... iiits awesome!
Ivy: ok thats pretty much it!
Alice: yeah thats pretty much it can i go now?
Ivy: eeyup.
Alice: ok. tootaloo!
she seemed in a hurry to go, even though before she told me she had nothing to do. OH WELLLLLLLLLLLL...
-Ivy Welsh ☮
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